Kam idú ľudia, ktorí zomrú
Kam idú ľudia, ktorí zomrú? Otázka, ktorú si kladú deti už od nepamäti. Chytrá mama to využije na to, aby dieťa nevyliezlo z postele.
mama
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Ako otec
Keď ti mama povie že si ako otec ale ty sa jej nebojíš.
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Robiť fajku
Keď mama nevie čo je to Robiť fajku, otec to môže len potvrdiť.
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69 mama!
Keď v spojení s mamou rozprávaš o čísle 69, daj si pozor aby bolo všetkým jasné, že ide o vek. Takže 69 mama!
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Ľúbim ťa, malá sestrička
Keď niekto povie ľúbim ťa, malá sestrička zvyčajne je to milé. Ak to ale povie tvoj otec, tvojej mame a ty trpíš rôznymi degeneráciami mnohé...
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Tvoja mama
Keď ti kamoš povie že by mohla byť tvoja mama, ale pritom je jeho.
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#4 – Mami?
Neko bol na rozdiel od iných detí odvedený do kajuty pikovej ženy Mumby.
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